HELLMOUTHS

beauxbatons:

oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity

posted 2 hours ago with 723,246 notes
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deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

posted 4 hours ago with 260,572 notes
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hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

posted 9 hours ago with 491,966 notes
via: sexyvesseltime / source: awesome-
Hey, good night.

Hey, good night.

posted 13 hours ago with 0 notes
#me  #personal  #selfie  #stitch  

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

Grace Helbig only owns one shirt

posted 13 hours ago with 1,548 notes
via: lilopelekai / source: itsmamrie

lesbianlust:

SOMEONE COME AND LOVE ME RIGHT NOW AND BRING LIQUOR AND CHINESE FOOD AND CUDDLE ME TO DEATH

posted 13 hours ago with 52 notes
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via: dandelion-x / source: blogtard

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

posted 13 hours ago with 332,388 notes
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