Best 8 Seconds of my life.
a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
That someone could hurt you so much that you have to write about it."
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.